1. You've just begun your new job in customer service at a
fast food restaurant. Your job is to answer the phone and
assist customers with their orders. The phone rings. You
should:
a. Answer the phone on the first ring.
b. Wait until the second ring when something pops up on the
caller ID.
c. Hesitate and glance around expectantly in hopes that
someone else will answer the phone.
d. Let the phone ring and ring to no apparent end until you
'feel like' answering it.
2. When necessary, your job also requires you to assist
customers in person at the store. You are chatting away
with your coworker about last weekend's monster truck
rally. When someone enters the store, you should:
a. Greet the customer within three seconds and ask how you
can help him.
b. Continue talking with your coworker until the customer
asks for assistance.
c. Stare blankly at the customer and wait for her to speak
first.
d. Continue your conversation at length. Be sure to discuss
your personal life in extreme and loud detail, fielding
questions and providing physical demonstrations when
necessary. If the customer is still waiting around for some
reason, ask him gruffly what the hell he wants.
3. The nature of your employment is food service. You
deliver a mistaken order to a customer. The customer
returns and requests that the situation be corrected. She
also suggests that you throw away the food she opened. You
should:
a. Apologize sincerely and correct the mistake as soon as
possible.
b. Sigh pointedly to convey your irritation with the
customer's request.
c. Tell the customer you'll remake her order but that she
should speak more clearly next time.
d. Glare at the customer as you haphazardly throw her order
together. Get her out of your sight as soon as possible.
4. The customer from question 3 returned her incorrect
order to you. She has already opened and touched the food.
You should:
a. Be sure to throw the food away. If she's already taken
it out of the store, it can't be served to someone else.
b. Leave the mistaken order sitting out and hope someone
else will deal with it.
c. Eat the order yourself. It may not be good enough for
her, but it's good enough for you.
d. Rebag the order and serve it to another customer. It's a
sin to waste food and you don't want to have to make
anything else anyway.
5. Due to some bizarre clerical oversight, you have been
promoted to assistant manager of a fast food delivery
establishment. You should:
a. Do your best work with a smile on your face. Be sure to
follow company standards and policies. Remember, you set
the tone.
b. Make the best of a bad situation. Follow the rules when
you can. No one's perfect all the time.
c. Ignore your employees and the customers. You're the
boss. Why should you have to do any work?
d. Whine loudly and incessantly to anyone and everyone who
will listen. You are so put upon. How dare people expect
you to do your job and supervise others at the same time. You're not God.
6. A customer ordered an additional serving of sauce for
which she was charged a nominal fee. This customer later
called back to complain that she did not receive her extra
sauce. You should:
a. Do whatever it takes to satisfy the customer. Refund a
portion of her money or send out a free side order with her
extra sauce. Honor your company's satisfaction guarantee.
b. Apologize and promise to include the extra sauce next
time she orders.
c. Tell the customer that she should not complain over such
a trivial thing and tell her to get a life.
d. Be a spiteful bitch and send out her extra sauce an hour
after her order. She won't be able to use the sauce with
her meal, but at least she's gotten what she paid for.
That'll teach her to complain.
7. Finish this sentence: "The customer is always
__________."
a. Right, especially when the customer is wrong. This is
the number one rule of customer service.
b. There. It doesn't matter what your attitude is. There
will always be more work to due.
c. Irritating. Sure, the customers contribute to the bottom
line, but man are they annoying.
d. Wrong. The customers are so stupid. We only get calls
from morons here. They're lucky we bother helping them at
all.
8. The oft-touted golden rule of life is:
a. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
b. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it,
people like me.
c. Look out for number one. If you don't take care of
yourself, no one else will.
d. Life's a bitch and then you die. Fuck you.
If you answered 'a' to most of the questions above, give
yourself a pat on the back. You have a good attitude about
customer service and you're probably delightful to work
with. If you answered 'b' or 'c,' you could be doing
better. Remember that the whole point of customer service
is to serve the customers.
If you answered 'd' to any or all of the questions above,
you are a scourge upon humanity.
You may think I hate you, but my hatred is nothing compared
to the loathing the customers have for you and your ilk.
Get over yourself and quit being such a spiteful bitch
already. I'll see you at work.
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